Poker Jokes

Written By: Download-Poker.org Desk
Sunday, June 01, 2008

Like anything in the world, a joke can be written about the subject. Poker is not immune and here I will share some of the best jokes about poker.

What is the difference between prayer in a church and at the poker table? At the poker table, you really mean it.

I was playing poker one night with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.

What is the difference between a large pizza and a professional poker player? The large pizza can feed a family of four.

What is the difference between a dog and a poker player? The dog will eventually quit whining.

A man comes home from his weekly game and his annoying wife is waiting for him as usual. He tells her “Sorry but I lost you in a poker game. You have to leave.” She asks “How did you do that, you fool?” He replies “It wasn’t’ easy, I had to fold a royal flush.”

What is the difference between a professional poker player and God? God doesn’t think he is a professional poker player.

Some cowboys where playing poker in an old saloon, when one of them laid down the winning hand. The other jumped up and yelled “He’s cheatin; he ain’t playing the cards I dealt him!”

And now my favourite…

A man hears a voice telling him to quit his job, sell his house and go to Las Vegas. He ignores it but the next day, he hears the same voice telling him to quit his job, sell his house and go to Las Vegas. He ignores it again. On the third day, he hears it again so finally decides to do it. He arrives in Las Vegas and hears “Go the Rio” which he does. Once he walks in, he hears “Put your last $10,000 on a WSOP entry.” and he does that too. The first hand of the tournament he is dealt Ace of diamonds and Ace of spades and the voice says “Go All-in.” and he does. He gets three callers and the flop comes Jack of clubs, Ten of clubs and the 9 of clubs. He hears the voice say “F*%$!”